Не могу не поделиться этим

Я начинаю понимать, какой же все-таки выразительный русский язык! Один мой греческий коллега очень любит спрашивать меня про Россию. Я часто узнаю много интересного. Но сегодня это было просто вообще! Не могу не поделиться этим:

(11:49:12) Dimi: hey one qustion
(11:49:17) Dimi: what does
(11:49:30) Dimi: pizdets zaebali mean? 
(11:49:52)ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: it is very bad words )
(11:50:00) Dimi: oh
(11:50:03) Dimi: i will google that then
(11:50:23) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: means fuck you, you fucked me soo much! something like that :(
(11:50:32) Dimi: and
(11:50:42) Dimi: blyat pizdets zaebali nahuy?
(11:50:49) Dimi: something more than that?
(11:50:55) Dimi: i know blyat
(11:51:01) Dimi: and nahuy
(11:51:05) Dimi: but alltogether
(11:51:08) Dimi: is it usefull?
(11:51:59) Dimi: is it blyat or blijad?
(11:52:07) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: the main word here is the third one. others - just decoration, which makes this word stronger.
(11:52:42) Dimi: yes
(11:52:46) Dimi: should i memorize it?
(11:52:52) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: no!
(11:52:57) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: it's very bad )
(11:53:05) Dimi: too late
(11:53:08) Dimi: i already memorized it
(11:53:33) Dimi: is it bljad or blyat?
(11:54:04) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: 'd' should be at the end
(11:54:39) Dimi: ok
(11:54:43) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: but it doesnt matter because this words are so bad, that it doesnt matter if you spell it incorrect
(11:55:33) Dimi: and what does blja mean?
(11:56:16) Dimi: i like russisch
(11:56:24) Dimi: i feel i can express my self
(11:57:20) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: actually the same. because these words could be spelled with different ways. and all this spellings are expressing the power of your emotions
(11:57:48) Dimi: ahahahah
(11:57:49) Dimi: exactly
(11:57:55) Dimi: but even when i say these words
(11:57:58) Dimi: you know
(11:58:07) Dimi: i feel like i say something that expresses me
(11:58:09) Dimi: in german
(11:58:13) Dimi: you cannot go that bad
(11:58:56) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: now i'm starting to understand that russian language is really very full of expression
(11:59:14) Dimi: yes
(11:59:23) Dimi: all languages of people that suffered are like that
(12:00:08) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: but i dont think that russians are suffering
(12:00:18) Dimi: no no no
(12:00:21) ekaterina.stepanova@jabber.netlab.nec.de/36632195961374653925886851: its not so bad as it looks like
(12:00:36) Dimi: no it isn't
(12:00:40) Dimi: you know
(12:00:46) Dimi: they asked stalin
(12:00:54) Dimi: how do you keep everybody happy?
(12:01:02) Dimi: do you know what he answered?
(12:01:09) Dimi: just kill the ones that are unhappy

 Фэйспалм.